"Luckily I have found this crude training device that should allow me to develop super-cat leg strength. I am careful not to allow my Captor to see me using it, instead, when she comes around I lay still on it, and look as dis-interested as possible. If I train hard enough I should be able to BLAST through that Chicken wire prison I now have. At the very least by next October my legs should be sufficiently large enough that I WILL NOT fit into that horrible Spider suit for Halloween!" Kiki over and out
Nat's Log; Accidentally stumbled across Kiki's log today, laughed hysterically for a rather long time. Will pretend to never have seen it in order to maintain Kiki's sense of security. Mental note, must reinforce chicken wire...
Oh Kiki! You OWNED that treadmill!
ReplyDeleteRun Kiki, run! If that treadmill was going faster than being at a complete stop, Kiki would REALLY have to run...FAST!!!
ReplyDeleteKiki's Log;
ReplyDeleteDay 754 of Captivity.
"Luckily I have found this crude training device that should allow me to develop super-cat leg strength. I am careful not to allow my Captor to see me using it, instead, when she comes around I lay still on it, and look as dis-interested as possible. If I train hard enough I should be able to BLAST through that Chicken wire prison I now have. At the very least by next October my legs should be sufficiently large enough that I WILL NOT fit into that horrible Spider suit for Halloween!" Kiki over and out
Nat's Log;
ReplyDeleteAccidentally stumbled across Kiki's log today, laughed hysterically for a rather long time. Will pretend to never have seen it in order to maintain Kiki's sense of security. Mental note, must reinforce chicken wire...