"Luckily I have found this crude training device that should allow me to develop super-cat leg strength. I am careful not to allow my Captor to see me using it, instead, when she comes around I lay still on it, and look as dis-interested as possible. If I train hard enough I should be able to BLAST through that Chicken wire prison I now have. At the very least by next October my legs should be sufficiently large enough that I WILL NOT fit into that horrible Spider suit for Halloween!" Kiki over and out
Nat's Log; Accidentally stumbled across Kiki's log today, laughed hysterically for a rather long time. Will pretend to never have seen it in order to maintain Kiki's sense of security. Mental note, must reinforce chicken wire...
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Oh Kiki! You OWNED that treadmill!
Run Kiki, run! If that treadmill was going faster than being at a complete stop, Kiki would REALLY have to run...FAST!!!
Kiki's Log;
Day 754 of Captivity.
"Luckily I have found this crude training device that should allow me to develop super-cat leg strength. I am careful not to allow my Captor to see me using it, instead, when she comes around I lay still on it, and look as dis-interested as possible. If I train hard enough I should be able to BLAST through that Chicken wire prison I now have. At the very least by next October my legs should be sufficiently large enough that I WILL NOT fit into that horrible Spider suit for Halloween!" Kiki over and out
Nat's Log;
Accidentally stumbled across Kiki's log today, laughed hysterically for a rather long time. Will pretend to never have seen it in order to maintain Kiki's sense of security. Mental note, must reinforce chicken wire...
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