Here are three interesting items that I unearthed in my office at school. Those are rat fetuses... rat fetii? And in the paper bag is a mummified arm. Yes, a mummified arm. The pork brains more or less explain themselves - to the extent that pork brains can be explained. The can has puffed up due to it's age and the inevitable kabillions of bacteria that are just DYING to escape when someone braves opening it.
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Um, housewarming presents? Are things like mummified arms really supposed to be casually left lying around?
I too wondered about the casually left - IN A PAPER BAG - mummified arm also, but it simultaneously made me gag, so I'm just leaving it until someone else wants to do something with it...
OH SNAP!!
OH SNAP! I can't HANDLE it! Is it a HUMAN arm? Did anyone inform you that you were taking over the office of a convicted serial killer?
Speaking of which... did I ever relate to you the MONKEY HEAD story?? You've brought back so many fond memories.
And yet, with mummy arms, pork brains in gravy, and rat fetii, I think you are doing a pretty bang up job of creating new ones. I think maybe you should do a photo expose with them. Maybe some more details? The arm holding the pork brains? I'm sure they are both contaminated anyway, it's not like they are going to injure each other.
Who do you call to say you've found a human arm anyway? Can you call the University? "Hi, I'm the new hire here, and well, I just wanted to let you know I have a human arm her for you to pick up at your earliest convenience."
There's...too...many... possiblities... *BOOM*
did I mention that there's a couch in my office? perhaps that balances out human remains...
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