Saturday, October 21, 2006

Ground Rules

In December I'll be taking a tour of _________ Air Force Base (top secret you see - government stuff) and received the following in my confirmation e-mail:

Also, please take note of the following ground rules:

Allowed Items

  • Diaper Bags
  • Purses
  • Handicapped items such as wheel chairs, mobility and oxygen carts and prescription medications.
  • Cameras (Except when on the Flight Line)
  • Video Recorders (Except when on the Flight Line)
  • Binoculars (and similar items).
  • Service Animals

  • Disallowed Items

  • Weapons of any kind, to include pocket knives, leathermen tools, scissors, large nail clippers, box cutters, num chucks, large or heavy link chain belts or necklaces and firearms of any type to include toys or items that resemble fire arms are absolutely prohibited.
  • Illegal drugs to include marijuana, and offenders are subject to prosecution.
  • Alcoholic Beverages
  • Pets
  • Ice Chests
Num Chucks...

Also, I have to apologise to my loyal readers for not having reminded you that September is Velociraptor Awareness Month. Oops. Read more here.


Kilometres said...

*blinks... looks around*

I had no idea! I can't believe I was needlessly placing myself in such danger. None of my windows have protection and the doors in my house aren't much better off!

Meanwhile I can't seem to get the quiz to find out if my neighbours are Raptors. I have my suspicions. They are loud, they shriek often and there are often strange banging and trampling noises coming from o'erhead -likely when hapless prey wander into their lair.

You never know when someone close to you could be a Velociraptor in disguise... It could even be your housemate. It could be my housemate!

Why did you have to go and let me worry about this Gnat!?

Kilometres said...

Also, I like that you are not allowed ice chests, or illegal drugs. Are the illegal drugs more illegal on the site? Do they become doubly illegal?

Thankfully they decided it was okay to allow you to bring your wheelchair if you are disabled. So kind.